A classic story

I was recently reminded of a classic story that I want to make sure that I get out in print so that I don’t forget it.

The story takes places in the mid 90’s when the internet was just getting off the ground. I had developed an application that used a cron job to periodically check a file for entries and if they were found it would run another application to remove the entries and process them. Periodically the process checking the entries would hang and someone would have to kill them.

The story continues as follows:

Me:  It's getting too tedious to manually kill all of these hung
processes.  We're going to need to spend some time getting
to the root of problem.
Manager:  Why burn the time?  Why don't you just create a cron job
that periodically checks for hung processes and kills
[After much bickering the end result was that another cron job was
created since it was the fastest path to a "solution".  In time
it too would hang while killing the hung processes.]
Me:  We *really* need to investigate why the file checking process
keeps haning!
Manager:  Didn't you set up that cron job to kill off the
Me:  Yes, but it keeps hanging!
Manager:  [Exhasperated and wondering why he has to explain my
job to me]  Just create a cron job to kill off that
process too!

I wish that I could say that I was kidding but that would be a lie. I also wish that I could say that intelligence in the software community has increased in the past ten years so that these situations no longer occur, but that too would be a lie *grin*.


One comment

  1. hahahhahahaa. I couldn’t agree more. I haven’t been in the industry that long, but I swear I get paid sometimes to create band-aids, not solutions.

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